For the final part of Patty's stupidly-long 2009 Formula One season review, it's time for The Elbow to hand out his own awards to the most worthy people, teams and moments from the last year of F1 fun. They're a bit late, but we'll let him off.

After a bit of a delay, which we blame entirely on Jenson Button and Mercedes, it's time to finish off the season review, with The Head taking his turn to sling some awards around the place with some aplomb. How many will Nico get, if any?

The reviewing continues long past everyone got bored of it. This time, it's the turn of Patty's newest writer, The Hand, to give out his own awards for the best, the brightest and the most useless of moments from the season gone by.

As we continue our stupidly long season review, it's not time for Patty's individual writers to have their say, starting with The Foot, who will struggle to keep his Webber obsession in check for the extent of the awards, but will have a go anyway.

The drivers have been judged, but what about the teams? Well, who really cares? Certainly not Patty, but we've had a swift and shoddy attempt to assign some arbitrary ratings to their performances anyway, just for the hell of it.

The time has come in our 2009 reminisci-package to dole out some ratings to those that drove cars for our rather dubious entertainment this year. We can't promise to be in any way accurate, all we can promise is that we won't give anybody 10/10. 

The merciful final part of Patty's stupidly and needlessly long season review remembers the terrible joys of Fixgate, the moral dubiousness of the FIA election, and the underwhelming glory of Button's title. Hurrah! We’ve nearly finished!

Into the second half of the season we go in our epic season review (bored yet?), remembering a portion of the season where the order of things changed at will, and Jenson Button watched his championship lead diminish alarmingly.

In the always-boring second part of Patty’s far-too-long 2009 season review, we look back at Jenson Button's continued domination of the season's early stages, and the steady and inexorable mid-season Red Bull fightback.