A brand new service from Patronise, where in exchange for your e-mail address, we will send you a "weekly", "exclusive" newsletter to your inbox, giving you a tasty preview of new articles on the site, along with a few extra funnies along the way. So plonk your e-mail in that box to your right, and every Wednesday (or thereabouts), a new e-mail shall be yours. To get an idea for what you'd be letting yourselves in for, the archive of spam is listed below.

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